There was an Old Man of the West, <br />Who wore a pale plum-coloured vest; <br />When they said, 'Does it fit?' <br />He replied, 'Not a bit!' <br />That uneasy Old Man of the West.<br /><br />Edward Lear<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-there-was-an-old-man-of-the-west/