There was an Old Person of Bangor, <br />Whose face was distorted with anger! <br />He tore off his boots, <br />And subsisted on roots, <br />That irascible Person of Bangor.<br /><br />Edward Lear<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-there-was-an-old-person-of-bangor/