Delirious Bulldogs; -- echoing calls <br />My daughter, -- green as summer grass; -- <br />The long supine Plebeian ass, <br />The nasty crockery boring falls; -- <br /> <br />Tom-Moory Pathos; -- all things bare, -- <br />With such a turket! such a hen! <br />And scrambling forms of distant men, <br />O! ain't you glad you were not there!<br /><br />Edward Lear<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/parody-of-tennyson-sto-edward-lear-on-his-travels-in-greece/