There was an old man who felt pert <br />When he wore a pale rose-coloured shirt. <br />When they said 'Is it pleasant?' <br />He cried 'Not at present-- <br />It's a little to short -- is my shirt!'<br /><br />Edward Lear<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-there-was-an-old-man-who-felt-pert/
