There was an Old Person of Anerley, <br />Whose conduct was strange and unmannerly; <br />He rushed down the Strand <br />With a pig in each hand, <br />But returned in the evening to Anerley.<br /><br />Edward Lear<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-there-was-an-old-person-of-anerley/