There was an Old Person of Cadiz, <br />Who was always polite to all ladies; <br />But in handing his daughter, <br />He fell into the water, <br />Which drowned that Old Person of Cadiz.<br /><br />Edward Lear<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-there-was-an-old-person-of-cadiz/