There was an Old Man of Kildare, <br />Who climbed into a very old chair; <br />When he said,-- 'Here I stays,-- <br />till the end of my days,' <br />That immovable Man of Kildare.<br /><br />Edward Lear<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-there-was-an-old-man-of-kildare/