There was an Old Person of Burton, <br />Whose answers were rather uncertain; <br />When they said, 'How d'ye do?' <br />He replied, 'Who are you?' <br />That distressing Old Person of Burton.<br /><br />Edward Lear<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-there-was-an-old-person-of-burton/