There was an Old Man of the coast, <br />Who placidly sat on a post; <br />But when it was cold <br />He relinquished his hold <br />And called for some hot buttered toast.<br /><br />Edward Lear<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/limerick-there-was-an-old-man-of-the-coast/