The Virgin Mary <br />slapped Santa Claus. <br /> <br />...hard! <br /> <br />Santa Claus <br />blushed scarlet <br /> <br />and spilt his sweet sherry <br />over one of the two angels. <br /> <br />One of them <br />was no angel. <br /> <br />The pretty one <br />with blue tips to her wings. <br /> <br />The Devil laughed <br />lewdly. <br /> <br />God made a grab <br />at the stripper who <br /> <br />squealed <br /> <br />losing a veil or two <br />in the process <br /> <br />as God tried to <br />make her. <br /> <br />Only creating <br />much hocus pocus. <br /> <br />I could see <br />(Me? I was Jesus Christ) <br /> <br />that this <br />fancy dress <br /> <br />was about to get <br /> <br />seriously <br />out of hand.<br /><br />Dónall Dempsey<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/santa-claus-and-god-have-got-to-go/
