Deem not this wielder of this pen <br />The happiest bloke alive, <br />For I am only five-foot-ten, <br />And ye are ten-foot-five. <br />Wherefore I clothe myself in jute, <br />And likewise softly go, <br />Like that historical galoot <br />Whose tale you surely know.<br /><br />Joseph Furphy<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/impromptu-lines/
