Cinderella was a good girl who went with the flow; <br />When the clock struck twelve, she knew she must go, <br />As she followed the good godmothers advice <br />And she never even had to think twice: <br />'Don't stay out after midnight, or you'll turn to a Ho.' <br /> <br />Cinderella got kissed by the prince; <br />There was magic involved, before the kiss: <br />A pumpkin became a coach <br />And a cigarette, a roach <br />And then this whiskey turned into piss.<br /><br />Patti Masterman<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/cinderella-limericks/