'What on Earth are you doing? ' <br /> <br />I'm trying to get inside. <br />But I don't want to offend anyone. <br /> <br />'Just be direct. <br />You will be more effective. <br />You'll be fine.' <br /> <br />I was told that when I came, <br />To be dropped off. <br /> <br />'Stay firm, Sperm. <br />That's all I've got to say. <br />Eventually you will figure it out. <br />God works in mysterious ways.' <br /> <br />Tell me about it! <br />That's all I heard... <br />Before the screeching came to a halt. <br />And I was dropped off here! <br />I didn't ask for this. <br />To climax my existence. <br />Or know what or who... <br />I'll eventually meet. <br />When inside I'm there to greet. <br /> <br />'Like I said... <br />God works in mysterious ways! '<br /><br />Lawrence S. Pertillar<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/sperm/