Itch in my Brain <br /> <br />There's an itch in my brain, and I just can't scratch it <br />it's been there now, for almost 14 days <br />went to see my doctor, he said, just can't explain it <br />I have looked at it now in over 50 different ways <br /> <br />Do you think it's a tumor, could it be it's a growth <br />I need to get some rest now, I'm feelin like a putz <br />no he said, you can eliminate them both <br />I'm more concerned about the swelling in you nuts <br /> <br />he stared at my crotch, and kind of shook his head <br />said it looks pretty bad, you might need a transfusion <br />I grabbed him by the collar, “it's my brain” I said <br />this whole crotch thing, leaves me in confusion <br /> <br />Well let me take another look, just 1 more time <br />I must have missed something, though I don't know why <br />what's that sound I hear, it sounds like a chime <br />no by jove, I think I've found a fly <br /> <br />there's a fly in my head, is that what's wrong <br />can you get it out, do I need an operation <br />sounds like the lyrics to a Todd Rungren song <br />you need to call someone else, I'm going on vacation <br /> <br />So that's the way it is, that's the way it's going <br />there's a song in my brain, and my girl has left me cold <br />so that's the real itch, is my broken hear showing <br />guess I'm not crazy, just tired and old <br /> <br />Gomer LePoet...<br /><br />Gomer LePoet<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/itch-in-my-brain/
