I'd like biceps on my triceps, <br />Thighs, yes calves like Sly Stallone <br />But I'm not a body builder, <br />There's little muscle on my bones. <br /> <br />I hear men boasting at the gym <br />As they run upon their tracks. <br />How they pull, they push, yes pump, <br />Showing off their cute six packs. <br /> <br />I went to bootcamp for four weeks. <br />I was always last in line. <br />I was tired - quite exhausted, <br />Had to give up drinking wine! <br /> <br />So I'll exercise with ease, <br />Ignore those body building bods. <br />I'll avert my eyes from runners, <br />Concentrate on my iPod. <br />So when it comes to my physique, <br />I will have to face the fact <br />That a corset will be better <br />To contain my body slack!<br /><br />Joe Hughes visit joehughes.org.uk<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/body-building/
