I have a pet frog <br />We go frog walking every day at 6pm <br />He is fine until he sees another frog <br />He sniffs & then tries to jump <br />I pull him away <br /> <br />Last week we had a problem <br />My frog stopped to do his business <br />A passer bye said stop your frog fouling <br />I cleared up after him but it left a slimy mark <br />The other man slipped on it <br /> <br />My frog likes water <br />Especially ponds <br />He likes jumping on lilies <br />The local gardener is mad <br />Control your frog he shouts <br /> <br />Well now Im in trouble <br />Despite the sign <br />Beware of the FROG <br />He bit a policeman <br />A fine guard frog <br /> <br />My frog is now banned <br />From walks anywhere <br />Poor froggy is in a cell <br />Eating flies & drinking water <br />Its a frogs life<br /><br />Alan Draper<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/walking-the-frog/
