Once there was an elephant, <br />Who tried to use the telephant- <br />No! no! I mean an elephone <br />Who tried to use the telephone- <br />(Dear me! I am not certain quite <br />That even now I've got it right.) <br />Howe'er it was, he got his trunk <br />Entangled in the telephunk; <br />The more he tried to get it free, <br />The louder buzzed the telephee- <br />(I fear I'd better drop the song <br />Of elephop and telephong!)<br /><br />Laura Elizabeth Richards<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/eletelephony/
