Steven Black is a defendant charged with identity theft and credit card fraud, <br />When the wheels of justice came down on him and the blind folded lady called, <br />He was arrested and no money was found in his pockets, not even a trace, <br />A search of Steven Black pursuant to his arrest revealed $1,540 in currency tied to his scrotum with a shoelace, <br />Steven Black's reasoning was flawed. <br /> <br />Laurence Saunders his took of his clothes and pulled down his pants, <br />Beside a 64 year old woman he thought she wouldn't a chance, <br />She was asleep and when she awoke thought he was weird, <br />So she grabbed on to his beard, <br />She threw him out of her house of to jail he would prance. <br /> <br />Robert Nickson Jr. was on Facebook, <br />Where he posted his relationship to 14 year old girl, that was it took, <br />After speaking with her, <br />Authorities charged Nickson with statutory rape, aggravated indecent assault and corruption of a minor, <br />Robert's legal problems don't have a favorable outlook. <br /> <br />This story would make any pharmacist cringe, <br />Terry Lee Cornwell had to need drugs from the pharmacy before he became unhinged, <br />He claim to have many ills, <br />That could be taken of by prescription pills, <br />Instead toting poison, in which he claimed, he was carrying water in his syringe. <br /> <br />Jennifer Gille was in Louisiana and wanted a cab driver to drive up Michigan, <br />She stripped naked and stole a taxi from the taxi man, <br />She bared it all, <br />I know this story is true but somewhat tall, <br />Jennifer Gille has been charged with unauthorized use of a movable for stealing the cab and obscenity for exposing herself to the cab driver. Amen! <br /> <br /> <br />9-18-10<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/master-minds-need-not-apply-episode-x/
