Katy Perry did the unthinkable, <br />First she sang about 'I kissed a girl, and I liked it', <br />But what she had done wasn't reasonable, <br />She sang with the muppet, Elmo, some parents had a fit. <br />After all it's a form bestiality. <br />(talkin' about starting St. Elmo's Fire) <br />Katy had scant clothes on her, <br />I bet you Elmo would pull her string, <br />-and Katy would say 'Tickle Me, Elmo, dear', <br />What thoughts of foreplay would that bring? <br />For the love of 'unhumanity'. <br />Needless to say PBS pulled the skit from the air, <br />But you can see it on the internet, <br />Bert and Ernie, they would not dance with Katy Perry, <br />They wouldn't care, <br />They still sleep in the same bed after 40+ years, do you think one of them is a 'fairy'? <br />That certainly could be a possibility. <br />Why the big hula-ba-loo? What harm was done? <br />Who knows? <br />After all Katy had clothes, <br />And Elmo had none. <br />I think Lady Gaga would like to do duet with the Count, in all probability. <br /> <br />9-28-2010<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/katy-perry-says-tickle-me-elmo-or-tell-me-how-to-get-to-sext-a-me-street/
