Most women will cheat, given half a chance. <br />They'll readily do it, without happenstance. <br />They will follow you, with no second thought, <br />Then you have to beware, of the tiger you caught. <br /> <br />Young nubile things, and old ladies too, <br />They are all willing, to make it with you. <br />Just buy them a drink, and whisper their name, <br />No matter what age, all women are the same. <br /> <br />Sit down next to them, and fondle their skin, <br />Once she starts talking, you're in like Flynn. <br />Then gently suggest that you both should leave, <br />The times you'll succeed You will not believe. <br /> <br />Remember all women are basically the same, <br />It's the same if you pop or unwrinkle they claim. <br />Once you get going, you won't even care, <br />And you'll be a great lover, and that is so rare. <br /> <br />Don Juan Tenorio<br /><br />Don Juan Tenorio<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/cheating-women-2/
