I suppose my chances are virtually zero <br />Of ever becoming a TV hero, <br />But couldn't you love me anyway, <br />I'm young and I'm virile and I'm not gay! ! <br /> <br />Are you so hung-up on celebrity <br />That you wouldn't consider a guy like me? <br />I'm supposed to be very good in bed <br />And I'll give you the ecstasy that wakes up the dead! <br /> <br />Have you ever had a better chance <br />Of a really exciting, fantastic romance? <br />I bet my love makes you weak in the knees <br />'Cos I'm truly the expert on the birds and the bees! <br /> <br />But if you prefer to be famous and rich <br />Then that's up to you, you stuck-up bitch! <br />Just wait till you're older, you'll come crawling to me <br />And beg for forgiveness and then we'll see <br /> <br />Just who is the winner and who stands to lose <br />When I laugh you to scorn with your middle-aged blues! !<br /><br />John Thorkild Ellison<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-cocksure-chat-up-line-sonnet/
