I want to wear twin-sets <br />With pearls and beige slacks <br />I want to do lunch <br />At a place named 'Chez Jaques' <br /> <br />I want to talk with <br />A plum in my mouth <br />And have a large property <br />By the sea, down South <br /> <br />I want to have servants <br />And a lady-in-waiting <br />To get me dressed up <br />For all my posh dating <br /> <br />I want to date ladies <br />in large-brimmed hats <br />Who only eat lean <br />Never touching the fats <br /> <br />I want to drink tonic <br />With a small splash of gin <br />With ice and a lemon <br />Stuck onto the rim <br /> <br />I want to meet ladies <br />That fully-groom <br />And instead of the toilet <br />Use the powder-room <br /> <br /> <br />And all this <br />I'd like to do today <br />Then go back <br />To my slovenly way!<br /><br />vanessa hughes<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-wanna-do-posh/
