Car Insurance, so the Po-Pos won’t tow my ride again: $123 <br />Rent, so I won’t have to move back to my Mama’s Couch: $1100 <br />Internet, so I can delete Penis Enlargement emails in my Inbox: $60 <br />Cell Phone, so I can text message people <br />I don’t want to talk to: $50 <br />Cable, so I can watch Flavor Flav set Black people back 50 years: $65 <br />Car note, so I can avoid musty, overly friendly people on the bus: $247 <br />Sallie Mae, because they tricked me: Deferment <br />The LA Superior Court, because parking in a Handicap spot when you can walk fine offends people: $300 <br />Being a severely broke, upstanding American Citizen: Priceless<br /><br />Hiram Sims<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-expenses-of-an-urban-slave/
