We are pleased you have chosen to run again, <br />For public office. <br />However... <br />There are a 'few' who donated to your campaign efforts, <br />That last time... <br />Several years ago, <br />Now want to know... <br />What has happened to the millions unaccountable, <br />For that past attempt. <br />Can you explain how that funding was spent? <br /> <br />'Of course I can. <br />I am more than delighted. <br />I've been wanting to clear the air of that issue for years. <br /> <br />You see, <br />My wife and I are founders... <br />Of 'The Freed of Getting Frisked At Your Risk Foundation'. <br />And what we have done with those millions entrusted to us, <br />Is to ensure every stray animal... <br />Dog, cat, bird or beaver, <br />Regardless of its pedigree... <br />Is given an opportunity to have free legal consultation. <br /> <br />AND... <br />A kennel worthy of being lined, <br />With updated newspapers printing the latest... <br />Of entertaining gossip detailing the lives, <br />Of their most beloved film stars.' <br /> <br />I see. <br />So you're saying, <br />An investigation into how that money has been used... <br />Is completely pointless? <br /> <br />'Not only pointless. <br />But a waste of taxpayer's hard earned wages.' <br /> <br />Sounds good to me. <br />Bill... <br />Do you have any more probing questions? <br /> <br />~None whatsoever. <br />That response should put to bed the issue. <br />And any other accusation of theft.~<br /><br />Lawrence S. Pertillar<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-freed-of-getting-frisked-at-your-risk-foundation/
