I've met a kinky lady, <br />I can't reveal her name. <br />But she has introduced me to, <br />The chocolate ice cream game. <br /> <br />She covers me in ice cream, <br />Some sprinkles and some juice, <br />She ties me to the bed post <br />I really can't get loose! <br /> <br />It tickles when the cream melts, <br />And runs down to my tummy. <br />I can't believe she loves this game, <br />I really find it funny. <br /> <br />But Ice cream is her weakness, <br />If she see's it on the telly, <br />We go and have a foursome <br />Cos she brings in Ben and Jerry! <br /> <br />Crushed nuts, juice and sprinkles, <br />My bedding is a mess, <br />If she keeps on eating ice cream <br />I'll be dating ten ton tess! <br /> <br />I bought the Karma Sutra, <br />And I asked what could we try, <br />She turned around and asked me <br />Can we do a Ninety Nine? <br /> <br />Now you may find that funny, <br />But she really had me shakin' <br />Cos you could hear me scream for miles <br />When she tried to push the flake in! ! !<br /><br />Simon Gowen<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/chocolate-ice-cream/
