I first met her in my local <br />2 years ago, I think <br />She told me she was single <br />So I bought the girl a drink <br /> <br />Well the barmaid took the order <br />She handed me my Coke <br />Now Mary’s stood beside me <br />Drinkin’ Whisky like a bloke! <br /> <br />12 shots down is Mary <br />While I’m still on my first <br />I doubt that Scotland can supply <br />Enough to quench her thirst. <br /> <br />I can’t sink shots like Mary <br />It goes straight to my head <br />But if I had drunk as much as her <br />I’d need rubber sheets in bed! <br /> <br />She may be quite attractive <br />That’s the first part of my wish <br />But the girls I like are kissable <br />And don’t drink like a fish! <br /> <br />So I said goodbye to Mary <br />I’m shocked the girl could stand <br />While some girls love their diamonds <br />Mary’s happy, Drink in hand!<br /><br />Simon Gowen<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/mary-queen-of-scotch/
