The two Murrays wanted to discuss 'The Sniff Test' <br />A subject, let's face it, which was dodgy at best <br />They pondered on sniffing items of clothes <br />Such as jeans and undies and ladies pantyhose <br /> <br />I was listening along when I let out a nervous laugh <br />One of the Murray's wore the knickers of his better half! <br />He was at pains to insist that it happened only rarely <br />And they covered up all his bits even if only barely <br /> <br />It's better than going commando he concluded <br />And it stops anything from being protruded <br />My kids nick my knickers, leaving me without any <br />So I nick my wife's, because she's got so many <br /> <br />We don't know if his wife wears her knickers frilly <br />Or if she wears the ones that leave your bum a little chilly <br />And maybe it's best if this information is left out <br />As Murray keeps telling us 'What is all the fuss about? '<br /><br />Alessandra Liverani<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-sniff-test-humour/
