A prince of old in name and dress, <br />Paired with daddy's little princess, <br />Spurs England to get flags unfurled, <br />To recall a distant quaint world, <br />For royalty we proles don't much care, <br />And believe their excess unfair, <br />But we'll support Kate and William, <br />Due to our pride for our kingdom, <br />Let joy meet all those that attend, <br />No punk be played which may offend, <br />Let confused travellers love it all, <br />And buy tat from every cheap stall, <br />Lest the wedding should end up marred, <br />We'll have police go out on guard, <br />We'll even fund the whole event, <br />And want nothing for what we've spent.<br /><br />Christian Lacdael<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/royal-wedding-kate-middleton-and-prince-william/