I was sitting at McRonalds eating some eggs <br />When I spotted something between her legs <br />It was dark and hairy and smiled at me <br />With a vertical smile that I could see <br />It looked like a taco, toasted a bit <br />With hot sauce dripping out of it <br />Then all of a sudden she caught my eye <br />And gave a wink, and a smile so wry <br />And opened her legs a little more <br />Then slowly got up and stood at the door <br />Then she turned and winked again <br />And my emotion I couldn't fain <br />I guess I'll be eating tacos tonight <br />A little hairy, but thats alright<br /><br />Don Juan Tenorio<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-hairy-taco/
