From the Halls of Montezuma <br />To the shores of Tripoli, <br />We will fight the Afghan's battles on land or air sea? <br />AND NOT BEING ABLE TO EXPLEL GASES LOUDLY? <br />hummmm--- <br />It appears that loud farts are offensive to many Afghans, <br />Can you please pass the hummus? <br />Tell that to the many American forces who gave their lives, <br />Or have been wounded in the Afghans land. <br />We don't play etiquette games when we are at war against the Taliban, <br />No matter how 'offensive' it gets. <br />Ad yet, <br />please pass the lentil bean soup? <br />How do you tell a leather-neck he can only 'grunt' when passes gas? <br />Imagine not being able to light a fart when you're not heavily engaging the enemy. <br />Please pass the bulgur wheat spinach salad with fava beans. <br />If could save the amount of explosive of farts of the Afghan people, <br /> it would be considered a WMD. <br />Is this April Fools by their calendar?<br /><br />Joe Rosochacki<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/to-fart-or-not-fart-that-is-the-question/
