Men are famed to fart a lot, <br />And Women must accept-it, <br />Though even I have to admit, <br />Mine can be rather septic. <br /> <br />I’ll give an example; my claim to fame, <br />Though it didn't go down very well, <br />Twice one night, I woke my wife… <br />Once with the volume, <br />Once with the smell.<br /><br />Daniel P Martin<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-farty-tale-apologies-in-advance/
