Into walmarty plummers you know. <br />Crack. Open to the public. <br />Some brown yes, I know. <br />Lightin’ a freakin’ smoke. <br />Look around daring some <br />S.O.B. Anything. White page. <br />Go to carrot aisle damn you! <br />And check for no one in particular. <br />Walk to returns, check behind. <br />For smiles. Look for lies, but too much. <br />Gotta money me man! Yes, hold them up. <br />These underwear are too small. I lied.<br /><br />Scotty Dogg<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/returning-my-underwear-that-s-too-small/