The Acronym List truly is a ghastly mess <br />seeking the meaning of SPP I only learnt <br />Malay is way ahead in the SPP acronym <br />stakes with three definitions: <br /> <br />Suruhanjaya Perkhidmatan Pendidikan <br />(Education Service Commission) <br />Sumbangan Pembinaan Pendidikan <br />(Contribution of Education Building) <br /> <br />Sumbangan Penyelenggaraan Pendidikan <br />(Contribution of Education Maintenance) <br />It is the sing-song repetition of Pendidikan that <br />keeps me enthralled -matan -naan and –raan <br />lulls me to sleep beautifully <br /> <br />Slovakian provides the most fun: Slovensky <br />Plynarensky Priemysel (Slovak Gas Industry) <br />Canada being the most pedantic: Syndicat des <br />Professionnells et Professionels; male & female <br /> <br />South Africa seems to SPP extermination schemes: <br />Surplus Peoples Project; do away with them all, what? <br />And long winded France: Service de Physique des <br />Particules (Particle Physics Department - French <br />Atomic Energy Commissioner; what a bomb-shell) <br /> <br />SPP as Suprapubic Prostatectomy needs no comment <br />[Thanks For Sharing, Dear Internet, gag, urgh, aargh…] <br />While the note at the end: ‘We have 250 other definitions <br />for SPP in our Acronym Attic’ sounds the death knell for <br />my little search project <br /> <br />I give up, the reason for using SPP in an arrest warrant <br />shall remain forever beyond me….<br /><br />Margaret Alice Second<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/acronym-attic-spp/
