They didn't have much trouble <br />teaching the ape to write poems: <br />first they strapped him into the chair, <br />then tied the pencil around his hand <br />(the paper had already been nailed down). <br />Then Dr. Bluespire leaned over his shoulder <br />and whispered into his ear: <br />'You look like a god sitting there. <br />Why don't you try writing something?'<br /><br />James Tate<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/teaching-the-ape-to-write-poems/
