In case of fire <br />Do not use elevators <br />Use stairways <br />unless otherwise instructed <br /> <br />No smoking <br />No littering <br />No shitting <br />No radio playing <br />unless otherwise instructed <br />Please Flush Toilet <br />After Each Use <br />Except When Train <br />Is Standing At Station <br />Be thoughtful <br />Of The Next Passenger <br />Onward Christian Soldiers <br />Workers of the World unite <br />We have nothing to loose [sic] <br />but our life Glory to the Father <br />& to the Son & to the Holy Ghost <br />unless otherwise instructed <br />By the way <br />We also hold these truths to be <br />self evident <br />That all man [sic] are created <br />That they have been endowed <br />by their creator <br />With certain inalienable rights <br />That among these are: Life <br />Liberty & the pursuit of happiness <br />& last but not least <br />that 2 + 2 makes 4 <br />unless otherwise instructed<br /><br />Nicanor Parra<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/warnings-3/