If you're not there, the day would be 30th February <br />If you're not there, capital of Kolkata would be Ballygunge Phari <br /> <br />If you're not there, Americans would eat bhaji pao <br />If you're not there, Eminem would sing 'Amake amar moto thakte dao' <br /> <br />If you're not there, Tom Cruise would wear lungi and vest <br />If you're not there, even Idli would be awesome to taste <br /> <br />If you're not there, Chetan Bhagat would write Bhagawat Gita <br />If you're not there, wife of Rajnikath would be Sita <br /> <br />If you're not there, Gujratis and Marwaris would eat beef <br />If you're not there, KFC would be served on banana leaf <br /> <br />If you're not there, Heritage school would serve non veg. <br />If your not there, mosquitoes would be kept in a cage <br /> <br />If you're not there, boys would play with barbie doll <br />If you're not there, Messi would play for East Bengal <br /> <br />If you're not there, I would try hard to start dieting <br />If you're not there, this poem I will not be writing<br /><br />Rohan Roy<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/if-you-re-not-there-certain-things-only-indians-rather-only-bengalis-would-understand/
