Its simply the best. <br />Chemistry's betther than all the rest <br />Cause Mrs Rowen treats us the best. <br />Let's lay her in the ground and put her to rest. <br /> <br />We buried her deep and dark <br />She was left buck naked in the park. <br />We buried her chemistry book with her, so never again could she say she was right. <br />We had left her in the pitch black of the night. <br /> <br />We shall hear her voice 'girls are you following the book' <br />'yes miss' we reply and give her an evil look. <br /> <br />If you double the pressure, the volume will half. <br />We stuck the cross int he dirt and had a good laugh. <br />P1/T1=P2/T2 how is this going to help me decide what occupation to do? <br /> <br />We dug her up just for one last look. <br />But we found her reading theat bloody chemistry book. <br />Her mouth was open, <br />Her mouth was in a wiry grin <br />We could tell by her breath that she'd been drinking gin. <br /> <br />We stole her book and closed the coffin lid. <br />We buried her deeper, oh yes we did. <br />Our cross still stands. <br /> <br />Your'e a champ if you know Boyles law. <br />It will give you a top grade in the HSC for sure. <br />She once was an OK teacher <br />But now shes nothing but a chemistry preacher. <br /> <br />Dreams of her smiling down upon us asking 'where are you up to? ' <br />I know whats going through her mind <br />What is the next chemical she adds to her deadly brew.<br /><br />Lil Davis<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/chemistry-a-funny-poem-about-chemistry-a-much-hated-subject-in-high-school-1994/
