Average blokes wonder what my secret is <br />I'm not handsome or a brilliant scientist <br />But when I start to tell them <br />They say 'Swivel on this! ' <br />I say <br />It's in the glint of my smile <br />The quickness of quip <br />The laugh in my voice <br />My shoulderless chip <br />I'm a Bloke <br />Pheromonally <br />Pheromonal Bloke <br />Yup. That's me. <br /> <br />Women themselves have wondered <br />What they see in me <br />They laugh so much <br />But don't want to touch <br />My odd asymmetry <br />When I try to show them <br />They usually flee <br />I say <br />It's in my lunchpack <br />My bum and my piles <br />The size of my chutzpah <br />The depth of my guile <br />I'm a Bloke <br />Pheromonally <br />Pheromonal Bloke <br />Yup. That's me. <br /> <br /> <br />Now you understand <br />Why my head isn't brown <br />I don't gossip or bugger about <br />Or run my mates down <br />When you see me passing <br />Go up-wind, not down <br />I say <br />It's in the size of my Wheels <br />The lack of brown hair <br />The pint in my hand <br />The fact I'm 'in care' <br />'Cause I'm a Bloke <br />Pheromonally <br />Pheromonal Bloke <br />Yup. That's me. <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />(Maya, if you read this I'm not sorry because imitation IS the sincerest form of compliment.) <br /> <br />If you enjoyed reading this as much as I did writing it - go and have a shower.<br /><br />Martin O'Neill<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/pheromonal-bloke/
