LYRICS: <br />I'm a right-clicka <br />I'm an iBook flippa <br />Macs and PCs - no fight gets bigga <br />Surf Safari or browse in I.E. <br />Better know what you rep(resent) - a Mac or PC! <br /><br />USB 1-2.0, son, you don't know <br />watch my data flow <br />From MS-DOS command line prompts <br />Black backgrounds, no special sauce <br />Well I've only been around since '84 <br />But my ease of use has done so much more <br />From a Plus to a Classic to a II GS <br />To a PowerPC, my OS is the best <br />So clickable, design is lickable <br />My aqua interface makes XP dispicable <br />Quick I pull the RAM stick out the slot <br />Then I swap it with generic <br />cause the port is hot <br /><br />If you see life through an LCD <br />Betta know your brand is it a Mac-or-PC? <br /><br />Take a look at Vista <br />enjoy the view <br />I suggest Premium or the ultimate skew <br />cop a Dell with a graphics card - super fast <br />turn the arrow on and lick the glass <br />Tiger's fast as hell <br />But Leopard's got the boom <br />Time machine is mad mean <br />you're absurd - what's a zune? <br />Middle name: innovate <br />All features integrate <br />Now stay the hell out of my developers' conferences! <br />Nonsenses - I'm networking <br />You're not working <br />Stop staring at your built-in webcam <br />YouTube surfing <br />Ha! 1,000 views is pretty fresh <br />ComputerGal36 even says I'm the best <br /><br />He is the best with his videos <br />And cuts them all on his Final Cut Pro <br /><br />Mac, PC, and Me, At Last <br /><br />When I run IT'S A iPOD! <br />Talk IT'S AN iPHONE! <br />Stuff I gotta have no matter what <br />It's an iLOAN! <br />I want an Intel, plus CS3, <br />but for now I'm streamin keynotes in bed <br />Listenin to Steve <br />Uh! Compatibility <br />Everybody fits with me <br />All the applications wanna get with my virility <br />At any time <br />Yo, it might go off <br />And you can ride it <br />Til it's Micro-Soft <br />Huh! Pay attention <br />I got a new invention <br />Steal your next idea <br />At the MacWorld Convention <br />But guess what <br />You'll always be behind <br />Cuz Mac is a state of mind
