[Secretary:] Guys, Michael Bolton is here <br /> <br />Oh Great, send him in. <br /> <br />[Michael Bolton:] Hey guys. <br /> <br />Hey, hi, thanks for coming <br /> <br />[Michael Bolton:] Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you <br />seen those things? <br /> <br />Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great. <br /> <br />[Michael Bolton:] Well, I checked out the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think <br />you're really gonna dig. <br /> <br />Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should we just lay it down? <br /> <br />[Michael Bolton:] Boys, lets get to it. <br /> <br />[Whisper:] Here we go. <br /> <br />Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton <br />YEAAAHH! <br />The night starts now <br />Together on the track, the boys are back <br />The night starts now <br />Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up. <br />ROLLIN' UP <br />Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up <br />YEAH <br />Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck. <br />COME ON <br />Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet <br />YEAH YEAH <br />Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot. <br /> <br />THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS <br />What? <br />A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S <br />BREEZE. <br /> <br />Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club <br />Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love <br />KIERA KNIGHTLY <br />Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner <br />Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner <br />JACK SPARROW <br />Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy", <br />More like the "meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy" <br />YEAH YEAH! <br />All dressed up with nowhere to run, <br />And now I make you feel crazy with the..? <br />NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART: <br />FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE <br />Nooo <br />OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR. <br />HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE SURF <br />(yeah..uh huh) <br />THE JESTER OF TORTUGA <br />(oh God) <br />BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE? <br />Yeah, we've seen the movie <br /> <br />Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on <br />CAPTAIN JACK <br />What? <br />JOHNNY DEPP <br />No <br />From the front to the back say we count stacks come on <br />DAVY JONES <br />Nope <br />GIANT SQUID <br />Wrong <br />Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up
