We’re rewarding the top commenters from our website with a $100 Amazon gift card. Five winners will be chosen each week so show us your wits in the comments and you could be next week’s winner. <br /><br />Here are this week’s winners:<br /><br />(1st) Seymore Cox<br />http://bit.ly/1u94qRX: Wife chops cheating husband’s junk off<br />“You can say he got ‘d*ckapitated’.”<br /><br />(2nd) King_Hellbent<br />http://bit.ly/1B5fffv: Baby playing with .40-caliber handgun <br />“The only thing that stops a bad baby with a gun is a good baby with a gun.”<br /><br />(3rd) mcboodles<br />http://bit.ly/17KsExt: Miss Bum-Bum’s booty goes ‘Boom Boom’!<br />“Whatever happened to filling your ass up the old fashioned way, with hamsters?<br /><br />(Honorable mention winner) Nukeurhouse12<br /> “Meh...wasn't difficult to masturbate to!”<br /><br />(4th) ImDalzii <br />http://bit.ly/1y14Uib: Three hit & run accidents in under a minute<br />“He has a reserved parking space with his name on it -- at traffic court. I also bet when he drives, he sees more middle fingers than a manicurist”<br /><br />(5th) King_Hellbent <br />Cat gets head stuck in plastic jar<br />http://bit.ly/1u943Hc<br />“Can i haz oxygen?”<br /><br />------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Welcome to TomoNews, where we animate the most entertaining news on the internets. Come here for an animated look at viral headlines, US news, celebrity gossip, salacious scandals, dumb criminals and much more! Subscribe now for daily news animations that will knock your socks off.<br /><br />For news that's fun and never boring, visit our channel:<br />http://www.youtube.com/user/TomoNewsUS<br /><br />Subscribe to stay updated on all the top stories:<br />https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt-WqkTyKK1_70U4bb4k4lQ?sub_confirmation=1<br /><br />Visit our website for all the latest, uncensored videos: http://us.tomonews.net <br />Check out our Android app: http://bit.ly/1rddhCj<br />Check out our iOS app: http://bit.ly/1gO3z1f<br /><br />Stay connected with us here:<br />Facebook http://www.facebook.com/TomoNewsUS<br />Twitter @tomonewsus http://www.twitter.com/TomoNewsUS<br />Google+ http://plus.google.com/+TomoNewsUS/<br />Instagram @tomonewsus http://instagram.com/tomonewsus
