Check out our official website: http://us.tomonews.net/<br />Check out our Android app: http://goo.gl/PtT6VD<br />Check out our iOS app: http://bit.ly/1gO3z1f<br /><br />-------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />It's already well-established that newly installed North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is an amazing man.<br /><br />He became the world's youngest head of state at 27 or 28...(Western years can be so restrictive.) <br /><br />Without serving in the military, he rose to the rank of general and is described by his fellow generals as 'incredibly brilliant.'<br /><br />It's not really all that surprising. <br /><br />He is after all, the son of a man who reportedly invented the hamburger, wrote 1500 books in 3 years and shot 11 holes in one the first time he played golf (A fact verified by all 17 of his bodyguards.)<br /><br />Daddy Kim's death was actually mourned by nature, with rocks breaking, birds behaving erratically and ice cracking in tears---according to trusted North Korean media sources.<br /><br />The rediscovery of a unicorn's grave near Pyongyang last year was quite rightly attributed to the amazing leadership of the sun of Kim Jong Il. <br /><br />But not only is Kim Jong-un a fashion icon and friends with major U.S. celebrities such as Dennis Rodman, Mr Kim is also is a very creative individual, especially when it comes to executions. <br /><br />This year firing squads are NOT THE NEW BLACK. <br /><br />Both the Washington Post and several local Korean newspapers report that Dearer Leader Kim recently ordered the execution of the nation's deputy security minister by flamethrower. <br /><br />We're going to go ahead and assume that it wasn't some kind of massive flamethrower that might have offered the condemned individual a smidgen of pain relief. <br /><br />No... if the story is true, they most likely used a good old-fashioned flame thrower and the dude melted nice and slow. <br /><br />This isn't the first ridiculously overkill kill that North Korea has reportedly engaged in. <br /><br />Not long ago there was a story claiming that a vice minister of the army was execu
