This is a PARODY song. Music owned by Jason Derulo, made for non-profit and fun. <br /> <br />In 2011, Communist China declared the subject of time travel to be banned in their media. It's true, do a search. I wanted to not only make a time travel parody, but to be THE FIRST to address this, AND mention Rip Hunter and the upcoming show Legends of Tomorrow! First guy right here! <br /> <br />I'm that trip that you trip on, <br />Talkin' temporal. <br />Goin' back and forth through the eons, <br />In a light tunnel. <br />I can meet all celebrities, BC to AD! <br />I met the Legends of Tomorrow, <br />And Freddy Mercury! <br /> <br />Temporal Physics, don't speak the language? <br />Lotta science, hard to explain it, <br />Bottom line is, that I can do it! <br />So <br />Please <br />Time Travel With Me! <br /> <br />Time Travel With Me(X4) <br /> <br />H. G. Wells, he was the first <br />We know to start this, <br />Time Rings and Quantum leaps, <br />Don't forget the TARDIS! <br />I can win every lottery, whenever I need! <br />Just one quick trip to the future, <br />I'm gettin' all of the green! <br /> <br />Met the first caveman, didn't speak the language, <br />But adventure don't need explainin', <br />Would you like to be my Companion? <br />And <br />Please <br />Time Travel With Me? <br /> <br />Time Travel With Me(X4) <br /> <br />Enterprise slingshot around the sun, <br />Romulans screwed it up, now the OG's done. <br />Doctor Doom even had one too! <br />Sent the FF back when he kidnapped Sue! <br />Rip Hunter is the Master of Time, <br />But The Doctor Said, "No son, that's all mine." <br />Sam Beckett and ol' Doc Brown do it jiggawats better than those Hot Tub clowns! <br /> <br />One thing I just don't understand, <br />Why did China make word of all time travel banned? <br />When the media and censors clash, <br />Do they hate shows like Doctor Who and The Flash? <br /> <br />Time travel is banned in China, <br />'Cause they're scared of informed vagina! <br />Lift the ban an' I'll invite ya <br />All <br />To <br />Time Travel With Me! <br /> <br />Time Travel With Me(x4)
