Slade » Them Kinda Monkeys Can't Swing <br />(Holder/Lea)<br />Everywhere has a wheeler an' dealer raised in the back streets of town<br />Everywhere has a spieler who's a clown<br /><br />Every haunt has a hustler an' bustler born with the tongue of a snake<br />Every haunt has a muscler on the make<br /><br />Chorus<br />Them kinda monkeys can't swing and them birdies can't sing<br />If them pigs could fly maybe they'd fly away from me<br /><br />Everywhere has a ducker an' diver doin' his best to impress<br />Everywhere has a sciver in a mess<br /><br />Every place has a joker at poker born with a marked deck of cards<br />Every place has a smoker in the yards
