A silly little poem about the sanity of super star actor Tom Cruise. <br />from TAYLOR TRASH Productions. <br /> <br />Taylor Trash productions presents... <br />"TOM CRUISE IS KINDA CRAZY" <br /> <br />He is always a super star - Win or lose <br />Today we shall discusses the sanity of one, Tom Cruise <br /> <br />described as a leading man with an edge <br />he aspired to be a Catholic priest and almost took the pledge <br /> <br />yes that’s right Jack Reacher <br />was almost just a preacher <br /> <br />as you well know he likes to hang outside planes for real <br />he is so crazy he somehow lost his Paramount deal <br /> <br />yes it’s a risky business Tom has found himself in <br />he is so dedicated to his craft, let’s delve in <br /> <br />first there is that building that he really swung from a wire <br />he does most his own stunts, I anit no liar <br /> <br />held his breath for 6 mins under real live water <br />and sprayed by a pranksters with real live water <br /> <br />he like to move fast – has a need for speed <br />on a motorcycle, on foot or a mighty steed <br /> <br />has his own stunt plane, he is a professional car driver <br />and he studied under the esteemed yet crazy Sanford Meisner <br /> <br />Cruise has a history of marrying the girl friends of Batman <br />has muscles yet can perfectly play a fat man <br /> <br />in Japan, Oct 10 is Tom Cruise Day <br />he is a real vampire –and totally not gay <br /> <br />I’m want the truth, now just face it <br />Tom Cruise has a tooth in the middle of his face… shit <br /> <br />in Days of Thunder he really drove 200 miles per hour <br />and in The Last Samurai he gained actual samurai power <br /> <br />his laugh and his smile add to the craziness <br />he starred in Eyes Wide Shut…. That was a crazy mess <br /> <br />it ruined Tom’s marriage and it killed poor Stanley, damn. <br />Tom likes to sky dive and scuba, that’s 5 foot seven inches of a manly manly man. <br /> <br />Matt Lauer and Brooke Sheilds are not his best best friends <br />Whether it’s the Oscars or the Razzies, Tom Cruise always wins <br /> <br />He risks he life just so you can eat pop corn <br />He has turned crazy into a blockbuster art form <br /> <br />The greatest movie star of all time? - At least the 90s maybe. <br />But the world wouldn’t be as fun if Tom wasn’t crazy <br /> <br />I love you, Tom Cruise, so this really hurts me, ouch! <br />But the least craziest thing he did was jump on Oprah’s couch <br /> <br />Oh and what the heck is wrong with me <br />I must offer an apology <br />I totally forgot to mention Scientology <br /> <br />And I am not gonna make fun of that… it’s just lazy <br />Because all religions are Kinda crazy <br /> <br />So no hate for the Cruise man, he is fine by me <br />Yes Tom Cruise is kinda crazy but we all might be <br /> <br />WATCH MORE FROM taylor trash productions <br />HERE <br />http://www.youtube.com/user/taylorjamesjohnson99 <br /> <br />and LIKE us on the BookFace HERE <br />https://www.facebook.com/TaylorTrashProductions
