From the EP 'The Swan' <br /> <br />There's a new place to be found <br />And it's near to the underground <br />waxin' sacks n cracks n backs <br />and all the cool kids hang around <br /> <br />As I walked in thru the door <br />they were rockin' around the floor <br />Ahmed cried in jest, I NEED A REST <br />but the customers wanted more <br /> <br />They were queueing around the block <br />The radio blasts out Blitzkreig Bop <br />The good times they just never stop <br />at the West End Turkish Barber Shop <br /> <br />The crew were standing on the chairs <br />The boss came falling down the stairs <br />He was still half pissed and he did the twist <br />as he swept up all the hairs <br /> <br />Said kumar on chair 3 <br />It's all the same to me <br />It is extra cash for an eyebrow gash <br />but a shit and a shave is free <br /> <br />As the radio crackles on <br />in walks a bloke called JOHN <br />Had a look that could kill, and he probably will <br />I looked again, he'd gone <br /> <br />As the daylight turned to night <br />The cops came into sight <br />They just gave a yawn and we danced till dawn <br />by the blue flashing disco light <br /> <br />©Lapin Blanc
