Admiral: <br />This is Admiral Biatch to base camp, <br />it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike <br />and I have no experience with this type of shit. <br />Who should I call for help? <br /><br />Vader: <br />It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!) <br />Reconstructin' the Death Star! <br />With my slick suede suit that's black like tar, <br />Fucking you up no matter who you are! <br /><br />Palpatine: <br />Tell the motherfuckers 'bout the sheer Dark Side! <br />Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by! <br />And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit! <br /><br />Vader: <br />And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit! <br /><br />Yoda: <br />Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene, <br />900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green! <br />Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor. <br /><br />Lando: <br />Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker. <br /><br />Chewbacca: <br />*Wookie yell* <br /><br />Lando: <br />Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night <br />I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me. <br /><br />Luke: <br />Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister! <br />The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister. <br /><br />Ben Kenobi: <br />Luke! Use the force before <br />intercourse, but Luke! <br />Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks! <br /><br />(Ohh!) <br /><br />Luke: <br />Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun) <br />The chosen one, hotter than both suns! <br />Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split! <br />He's slower than the first Pentium chip! <br /><br />(Dark Side!) <br />Vader: <br />The one who brings remorse to this fucking universe. <br /><br />(Rebels!) <br />Luke: <br />You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end! <br /><br />(Dark Side!) <br />Palpatine: <br />I can feel the anger dwelling within you! <br /><br />(Rebels!) <br />Yoda: <br />You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH! <br /><br />*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap* <br /><br />Han Solo: <br />Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug! <br />Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug! <br />Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore, <br />trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*
