I'm selling out! Link: https://www.patreon.com/BobbinThreadbare<br /><br />You know, I can buy the poor people being stuck on Columbia because they can't afford a parachute. But why aren't the wealthy evacuees just reverse-Fultoning themselves and everything they own?<br /><br />Additional music is "Morning Star" by Johannes Linstead and Nicholas Gunn, "My Walden (Instrumental)" by Nightwish, and "End Credits" from Revolutionary Road as performed by the Prague Philharmonic Orchestra.
