GET THIS SONG ON ITUNES \r<br>Or Amazon. \r<br>\r<br>look \r<br>read \r<br>follow \r<br>subscribe \r<br>\r<br>\r<br>LYRICS\r<br>If youve ever wondered why\r<br>Disney tales all end in lies\r<br>Heres what happened after all their dreams came true\r<br>\r<br>Mulan (Ill Make a Man Out of You)\r<br>After saving China I went home alone\r<br>I was feeling conflicts in my lower zone\r<br>Ive been dressing like a guy for months\r<br>Now Im losing all control\r<br>I think I am a guy in my soul\r<br>I wanna be a man\r<br>Soldier 1: Ive never seen a guy so hot\r<br>Mulan: Time to reinvent the new me\r<br>Soldier 2: Every time he speaks it makes me want to sing (Im so confused)\r<br>Soldier 1: Be quiet, or well get caught\r<br>Soldier 3: Maybe one day hell screw me\r<br>Mulan: Now I really get why my nickname is Ping\r<br>Ive gotta be a man\r<br>Ive got the brains and the bite of females\r<br>Plus the brute and the brawn of dudes\r<br>I know Im ready for transformation\r<br>Its time to replace all these useless tubes\r<br>(Good for you)\r<br>\r<br>Cinderella (A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes)\r<br>The prince was absolutely the only single wish my heart made\r<br>Guess my wish came true\r<br>But we never really talked much\r<br>Before he discovered my shoe\r<br>The night after we got married\r<br>I recounted all of my plights\r<br>Of how I fit inside a pumpkin\r<br>My canines turned to coachmen\r<br>Prince threw me in Bedlam that night\r<br>The white jackets say Im nutty (shes nutty as a bat)\r<br>Cause my clothes are sewn by rats (put some meds in her food)\r<br>But their pills turn my brain to putty\r<br>Now Lucifers not just my cat (I AM SATAN)\r<br>Their insulin puts me under\r<br>Shock therapys made me insane\r<br>And after years of steady frying\r<br>The doctors gave up trying\r<br>They stuck 2 steel rods in my brain\r<br>\r<br>Tiana (Dig a Little Deeper)\r<br>I spent a bloomin lifetime\r<br>To open my cafe\r<br>Then I took a dive in 2005\r<br>Now its washed away (its all washed away)\r<br>I was picked up by a chopper\r<br>After four nights on my roof\r<br>Now my new home is the Astrodome\r<br>Cause New Orleans aint Katrina proof\r<br>Ya better carry round a shotgun\r<br>Or looters take your kids\r<br>Ya better pee inside of jam jars\r<br>Be sure to keep those lids (ew)\r<br>We needed Noah but we got Bush\r<br>Our savior flew away and hid\r<br>Rough seas and levees,\r<br>Rough seas and levees,\r<br>Rough seas and levees, Im dead\r<br>\r<br>Elsa (Let It Go)\r<br>There is no snow on the mountain tonight\r<br>Just sulfur in the air\r<br>A kingdom of greenhouse gases\r<br>Only Bill Nye seems to care\r<br>My town is melting, breaking off into the sea\r<br>Its time I show the strength of an evil queen\r<br>With Germany and Putin, too\r<br>Ill free the penguins and throw you in a zoo\r<br>Were going green by spilling red\r<br>And if youre not dead\r<br>I built a hoard of evil snowmen\r<br>Were gonna take over the world\r<br>Let it snow, let it snow\r<br>Now Fox News will need heat lamps\r<br>Let it snow, let it snow\r<br>I hope you concentrate in camp (Heil Elsa)\r<br>We dont care who we have to slay\r<br>Let my troops march on\r<br>The colds coming back and its here to stay\r<br>\r<br>Tiana: I sunk like a brick\r<br>Cinderella: Prince thinks Im sick\r<br>Elsa: Ice is melting quick\r<br>Mulan: Now I have a lot of self esteem
