DOWNLOAD THE MP3: \r<br>\r<br>Lyrics by Ray Johnson\r<br>\r<br>Beat by Mixscape\r<br>\r<br>***LYRICS***Girl, I know you left me,\r<br>but there was something I forgot to show you.\r<br>\r<br>Baby girl, you left me. Oh no! We broke up.\r<br>Its been a while since we last spoke, but\r<br>I need another chance. Can you give me that?\r<br>Cause theres something in my pants thatll win you back.\r<br>\r<br>I wanna be your man again, \r<br>But you left me like Im Jennifer Aniston.\r<br>And I know you said youd never call,\r<br>But girl, you aint seen my balls.\r<br>\r<br>You-you-you-you aint seen my balls.\r<br>(repeat)\r<br>\r<br>My balls are so awesome. Dont get me started.\r<br>Theyre so damn big. How big are they?\r<br>Theyre so big. Its really obnoxious.\r<br>Its like two ewoks chillin in my boxers.\r<br>Theyre so big. I cant hold em back.\r<br>Even Cartmans like, man those are fat.\r<br>Theyre so big. Theyre run over your feet.\r<br>Thats why when they back up you hear a beep beep.\r<br>\r<br>And how can I be subtle, \r<br>when my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel?\r<br>And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me\r<br>That Epcot Center looks at em with jealousy.\r<br>In fact, when you see em on the street theyll\r<br>Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel.\r<br>Im guessing soon youll be hoping Im back,\r<br>Cause my balls are so big theyve got an opening act.\r<br>\r<br>You-you-you-you aint seen my balls.\r<br>(repeat)\r<br>\r<br>My balls are so epic, and I aint boastin,\r<br>but they have an effect on the tides in the ocean.\r<br>And when the suns right, it might cause\r<br>A total solar eclipse of my balls.\r<br>Cause these things are where its happenin,\r<br>and when I whip em out youll take me back again.\r<br>Should I compare em to a brontosaurus?\r<br>No, excuse me Im on the chorus.\r<br>\r<br>I got what you need.\r<br>And youd said youd never call,\r<br>But girl you aint seen these balls.\r<br>\r<br>I wanna be your man again, \r<br>But you left me like Im Jennifer Aniston.\r<br>And I know you said youd never call,\r<br>But girl, you aint seen my balls.\r<br>\r<br>You-you-you-you aint seen my balls.\r<br>(repeat)\r<br>\r<br>I told you youd be back.\r<br>You mustve forgot.\r<br>You mustve had Ballzheimers.
